Big Thicc Energy Gym Hoodie with Zip

Sometimes, when someone has been doing their squats, it changes them

They hold themselves differently

They stand proud, trousers a little tighter

The glances start happening👀

They come thicc and fast!

Forces are at play…

Magnetising the eyes of passers-by.

They have an aura that no one could quite put their finger on

A superpower…

A confidence in their juiciness.

Scientists have been struggling since time immemorial

Looking for an explanation for this invisible attraction.

That was until now!!!

A concept so new it is only known as….

BIG THICC ENERGY

Measured in units of ‘peach’ 🍑

It was reputably discovered by the esteemed Physicist, the one, the only,

Neil ‘Ass’ deGrasse Tyson!

If you possess this superpower

If you own the aura

If you know the secrets of BIG THICC ENERGY – buy this hoodie now!

*DISCLAIMER - This is a fictional cheat meal app and in no way is supposed to bear resemblance to any living or dead fast-food app… all characters in this listing are fictional and similarities are purely accidental.

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